The Al-Qainadian Threat

The war on terror is not over we are far from safe. The war that “will not end in our lifetimes” has a new front. First we were attacked from the sky by a CIA asset in Afghanistan. Then we were attacked from within our own country by “the gays”. Next we were being attacked from the south by immigrants that have darker skin than the immigrants we are used to.
This time though they’ve gone too far. Cornered like rats, tear-wrists to tha left o’ us and tear-wrists to tha right. We have to fight back. The United States has been under attack for too long. This is a post 9-11 world! Don’t you understand what that means?
The Qainadians are going to invade from the north!
Well its time we redoubled our efforts in the war on terror. I know I know your faith in the leadership may have shaken when the unitary executive himself declared that we probably can’t win , but I think we can pull it off.
Call me an idealist, but I think it is completely feasible to destroy terrorism entirely.
Am I the only one?
Heres a quick question: As a leader(or a follower) is it smart to embark on a war you will not win?What would Sun-Tzu say?Well the criteria for victory is quite drawn out in Sun-Tzu’s opinion
Ok what would he say about a “war that will not end in our lifetimes”?‘2. When you engage in actual fighting, if victory is longin coming, then men’s weapons will grow dull and their ardor willbe damped. If you lay siege to a town, you will exhaust yourstrength. 3. Again, if the campaign is protracted, the resources ofthe State will not be equal to the strain. 4. Now, when your weapons are dulled, your ardor damped,your strength exhausted and your treasure spent, other chieftainswill spring up to take advantage of your extremity. Then no man,however wise, will be able to avert the consequences that mustensue. 5. Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war,cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays’
But wait, Sun-Tzu was talking about war and war is only engaged in by state entities. The “war on terror” is first and foremost not a war, wars are two state’s militarys fighting eachother. War is such a terrible event and human catastrophe that we assume the war will only be fought if one side is the aggressor and the other side is defending itself. If no one is the aggressor…...how do wars start?
We must know the answer to this question, before we can understand the “war” on “terror”.
The aggression against the United States in the Gulf of Tonkin justified ratcheting up our engagement in Vietnam.
My life is the most important thing in history. I’m sure you feel the same way or we wouldn’t be both paralyzed with fear, right?
Are you afraid of being the one jumping out of the burning building?As the pavement approaches a pre-cognition flashback trip kicks in.
You can see a few months down the line everyone in mourning then the “moments of silence for firefighters were interrupted by cell phones”, the sleepers checked their voice mail and holy shit they were waaaaay behind schedule.
You could see a few weeks after that when everyone forgot about you and instead started to simultaneously praise the “leaders” and cursing Immanuel Goldstein.
You could see when the hate became so powerful that Immanuel no longer mattered and the United States was no longer a Democratic-Republic.
Instead while everyone was ignoring the atrocity or oversimplifying the atrocity with hate.While the papers told us we were unified: the ideology that “the greatest generation” achieved victory over in WWII crept in to the “New World”.
Do they need to be listed? The clamp down? Are you raving about it? Or are you ignoring it as best you can, hoping that it will just go away?Is there anyone still out there who thinks they weren’t duped?
I know its hard, you don’t want to think they could pull one over on you, but the longer you wait the harder the cognitive dissonance will be to overcome.
I want our politicians to get out in the public. I want our politicians to handle the war on terror.
I want them to attempt to fix it or admit it is a complete clusterfuck and bring the IED catchers home.
If this was a War on Terror; rather than a “war on terror” or a “war” on “terror”; we would have invaded Spain, Britain, and now Canada to eradicate the Al-Qaeda threat in each of those places.
I know this stupid fucking pointless rant won’t do shit and will fall on deaf ears and even motherfuckers who agree with me will find some stupid shit to harp on and splinter in to ever more specific separate distinctions of “freedom”.
Tell us some fucking information please! Stop sucking the fucking administrations collective nuts and ask questions you fucking “journalists”!
For starters why don’t you ask what the fuck Al-Qaeda is?
Or maybe write something, FUCK ANYTHING WRITE FUCKING ANYTHING about osama bin laden, write fucking EN-EEE-THING about al qaeda.
Its our fucking enemy right!!!!
WELL TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!!!
WHY THE FUCK AM I A CONSPIRACY THEORIST FOR WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK AL QAIDA IS!?
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS AND NOT GIVING A SHIT EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS EITHER!!???WELL HOW ABOUT UHH…TERRORISM? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS EVEN? WELL GO AHEAD DEFINE IT FOR ME
SERIOUSLY WHOEVER IS READING THIS: DEFINE “TERRORISM”and
fuck it
all i’m saying is we need to eradicate the al-qainadian threat, canadians are out to get us. The government of Canada(which is technically Britain)should be given 5 days to transport all people who follow al-qaida ideology out of canada to the US, or else face carpet bombing and land takeover.
threat to freedom this and that, blah blah
don’t ask fucking questions you stupid fucking automatons, read about britney spear’s new wasted genetic material, better check to see if you have properly basked in the reflective glory of ‘your’ sports team, and for fucks sake don’t miss a chance to go purchase the latest in fashionable consumption.
just get in. the. FUCKING. OVEN!
GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN, WHY ARE YOU WAITING!!!??? IS THERE ANY POINT IN WAITING, JUST GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN!!!!!
IF YOU CAN’T DEFINE AL-QAIDA OR TERRORISM AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN’T DEFINE AL-QAIDA OR TERRORISM, THEN GUESS WHAT AS FAR AS YOU OR THE GOVERNMENT KNOW…....
we’re all al-qaida
Whatever you do though, for god’s sake don’t ask a single fucking question, its exactly what the terrorists want you to do.